My friend Nicole had a dream that she and Lemmy were about to get down, but when he pulled his cock out, it was like a flesh shotgun. He’d pull back on it, then release a forceful blow of, um, Motörhead at her from across the room.
I am pretty sure that I saw Lemmy at Coney Island High while D-Generation were playing (it must have been him; I mean…the moles), but I couldn’t think of a clever way to approach him. I was feeling self-conscious and overdressed in a velvet evening gown (I was 19, visiting New York with my painting class, but out alone at night). If I knew the correct name for the cocking-action of the shotgun-cock, I probably could have opened with that.
Any firearms enthusiasts know the proper name for what I’m describing?
(via obsequiousness)
